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Nope. I've never heard of this blow-hard either... Uh, hu... says he's here to run the place. Send him "downstairs?" With pleasure.
Is there a vengeful, blood-thirsty God here? No? Okay, how ‘bout wrathful and petty?
Falwell: "God, hey God -- now call a KFC and ask how big their breasts are."
God: "Shhhhhh . . . yeah, Stageline? I'd like a 12-inch sausage . . . (snickering between God and Falwell) . . . and a Malibu Beanie Babie Barbie . .
God and Falwell: "HAH AAHHAHAHA!!!"
He says he wont leave until he gets a confirmation on the homosexual thing.
...claims he's here to party like it's 1499...
... and if Kurt Vonnegut is in there he'll "kick his pansy-ass too"
“Hey God….yeah….this is Pete. There’s this guy here who is saying that he knows you personally and he’s demanding to see you. He’s trying to get through the gate but he’s not on the list. Yeah, I know – he’s a total tool. Anyhoo, I told him he wasn’t on the list and that he needed to go wait in Purgatory but he said they won’t let him in there either. I called Roger in Purgatory and he said they kicked him out because he was acting like such a dick. What do you want me to do with this guy? I about ready to tell him to eat me and go to hell………”
"Yes, we are aware of what he did with his mother in an outhouse. Thank you, Mr. Flynt."
"Hello, Senor God. This is Santo Pedro. I have a fat guy here who wants to fuck Anna Nicole...yeah, yeah, I know about the guest list and all, but he claims he should be on it...yeah, yeah, I checked and checked and double-checked, but I don't see him on there...he is causing quite a ruckus, and saying that gays and gamblers and abortionists have disallowed his name on the list...his name is Jerry Falwell...what?...he did what? where? when? how? and sometimes "y"?...well okay, I guess I will just put him into the Fred "Rerun" Berry line then...hey, a hole is a hole, right God? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!...sorry sir, just a bad attempt at humor, el Presidente de Galactico...."
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