by T
After picking my daughter up from first grade for the past couple of weeks I now know why there are so many pricks in the world… because they’ve been raised by pricks.
Parents of Riverside Elementary School, would it kill you people to have some fucking manners at your child’s school??? I’m not suggesting anyone convert to Buddhism or anything, I’m just saying guys, how ‘bout we all follow the quaint old rule of thumb “Ladies first”? Fellas, you’ll get in and out of the school yard in plenty of time to drive like a jackass down the 101, so why not take it easy with the pushing and shoving on the playground, tough guys! And ladies how ‘bout you follow the quaint old rule of thumb “It’s a grammar school, not Chillers in Santa Monica – so loose the slut costume and act like your crotch fruit isn’t such a goddamn inconvenience for at least five minutes!” And everyone – LAY OFF THE FUCKING CAR HORNS!!! I don’t like waiting for crossing guards anymore than you do, but Jesus do you really think it’s making that eighty-year-old in the day-glo vest move any faster?!?!
See you all at the next PTA meeting, assholes.
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