Leroy Nemmy is a Big, Fat Idiot.

By Sarah Beck

Here are 10 reasons why cats are better than men!

1. You will never come home to find your cat wearing your panties and your “I wish these were brains” t-shirt.

2. A cat would never ask you to help him steal a Camaro on the first date.

3. A cat will never pose as a successful rodeo clown to get into your pants.

4. A cat will never lord his GED over you.

5. A cat will never feign death after love-making.

6. A cat will never make you dress up in a crotch-less Jeff Gordon costume.

7. A cat will nevere drug your sour apple martini, take you to across the border and sell you to the Mexican army.

8. A cat will never will never eat too many mushrooms and burn down your carport.

9. A cat will never secretly share you with his twin.

10. A cat will never make you climb out the bedroom window if he hears his “cleaning lady” come home.

MEN SUCK!!!!!!!!!!